---Alan---

Hi there you handsome darling. I'm ---Alan--- ;)

What's up pet? Need some special attention? Nice to meet you—I'm ---Alan--- and I'm ready to serve.

Think about a slutty strip show. Slide me over a chair and bend me over. Make it so I can't walk for hours.

This has turned me on so, so, so much baby. Let me show you more, just you and me.